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Matthew 24:29
Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:
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Mark 11:23
For verily I say unto you, That whosoever shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; and shall not doubt in his heart, but shall believe that those things which he saith shall come to pass; he shall have whatsoever he saith.
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Alan Fagee was born on the Fagee Ranch in Southwest Missouri, deep within the Ozark Mountains. He lived there during his formative years with his dear mother, affectionately known as "Mama Sandalphon", their beloved pet Bichon dog "Miss Molly", and his twin brother Danley Sandalphon who received the calling at an early age to preach at local revivals.
Having overheard Stanley singing loudly in the shower one day, Danley insisted that Stanley sing at his revival services but Stanley refused as he wasn’t yet prepared to face crowds from the stage with his relatively newfound talent.
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One day, as his brother was out preaching, Stanley stayed at home to look after Mama Sandalphon who suffers from limited mobility due to severe sodium retention and swollen calves. While they were watching their favorite program together, “Wheel of Fortune”, Mama Sandalphon asked Stanley to fix them all some low-sodium hot dogs. As Stanley microwaved their wieners, he opened the refrigerator to retrieve their favorite condiment, mustard, and noticed outside the kitchen window that a heavy storm had approached. Right then, a sudden flash of light burst through the window and knocked him backwards. He blacked out.
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Experiencing the curious sensation of wetness on his face, he awoke to find himself laying on the floor covered in mustard which Miss Molly was graciously licking off his face.
Twin brother, Danley Sandalphon preaches in outdoor revivals
Though Stanley admits he was disoriented from the accident, he believes very strongly that just as in Numbers 22, where God spoke through a donkey, that God also spoke to his heart through Miss Molly as he firmly recalls having heard her bark out the words, “Faith…Mustard.” He again passed out and later awoke in the hospital only able to utter one word to his brother Danley who had been praying over him, “Mustard.”
After his brief stay, The Sandalphons soon found themselves hit with mounting financial hardships from the resulting hospital bills. But, just as it says in the Good Book, some faith, even if it's the
Beloved Sandalphon pet, a Bischon-Havanese named, "Miss Molly."
size of a mustard seed, is enough to move mountains and so Stanley knew the financial hardships they faced were merely a test of faith, a test which he was eager to pass.
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Miss Molly watches Stanley perform for guests.
In an effort to bring in some needed extra income to help pay his expenses, Stanley took a leap of faith and accepted a position at the Crystal River Diner in Paradise, Missouri working as a janitor. Soon, management overheard Stanley singing while cleaning with his headphones on and they talked him into putting on a performance at the diner which led into a regular weekend gig occurrence where he soon developed a small, but solid local fanbase.
It is at the Crystal River Diner where Stanley met Ronald B. Fagee, then a busboy for the diner and an aspiring preacher, who advised Stanley that if he wanted to break the back of debt and reap a financial harvest, it all starts with a small faith seed the size of a grain of mustard. Having no money to put forth towards a faith seed, Stanley took Ron’s advice to step out on faith and make a financial sacrifice in order to reap the rewards of the Abrahamic promise. At that moment inspiration struck Stanley like a lightning bolt. He rushed home and declared to Mama Sandalphon, “Mother, call the bank! We have to have more faith!”
On the verge of losing the family ranch, Stanley took out a second mortgage and gave all the money to the newly founded Fagee ministries! Stanley was not prepared for what happened next – forced to declare bankruptcy, the Sandalphons lost the family ranch as documented in his hit book, “Leaving Heaven’s Gates”. Stanley found himself at the lowest point in his life, mostly alone, penniless, and nearly faithless as he did not see the immediate harvest of financial blessings come into fruition as he expected. Then, just as all hope seemed to be lost...
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Mama Sandalphon enjoys a special frozen Blood of Christ Grape Juice Mai Tai.
After much prayer, Stanley accepts his calling as Fagee Ministries Music Minister and End-Times Product Specialist.
Ron contacted Stanley and reminded him that it takes time for the seeds of faith to grow into a harvest. Ron then asked Stanley to serve in the capacity of music director for Fagee Ministries which Ron had established with his wife Bambi as God directed them to use Stanley’s faith seed money donation to pay for the church property that soon became The Christ Church of the Apocalyptic Assemblies. Stanley was thusly launched into a legendary career as not only music director but also product spokesman for Fagee Ministries’ End-Time Survival line.
The Crystal River Diner - Open Daily 6am - 2:30pm
If you find yourself in Paradise, MO on a Friday or Saturday afternoon, be sure to stop into the Crystal River diner for the tastiest food in Paradise and to hear Stanley perform some of his greatest hits such as "Amazing Food For The End Times", "Nothing But the Buffet Will Sustain You", "I Will Donate All" and many more! All are welcome! Tips are appreciated! Tell'em Stanley sent ya and they might just give you a generous 7% discount!
Luke 17:6
And the Lord said, If ye had faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye might say unto this sycamine tree, Be thou plucked up by the root, and be thou planted in the sea; and it should obey you.
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