Well Bless Your Heart!
Bless you, Dearheart, for the thought, but Fagee Ministries Online and the Fagee Ministry Network is merely Satire poking fun at many Charlatan Mega-Church Televangelists (and exposing their ridiculousness in satirical depictions) as they lambaste their listeners with scriptures, twisting their contexts and corruptly instilling fear into the hearts of their followers to manipulate and provoke them into shelling out big donations in order to fund their organizations and lavish lifestyles.
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These abhorrent "wolves in sheep's clothing" offer an assortment of outrageously priced "End-Time" and/or health and beauty products while making false promises of money-based "faith schemes" in order to prey on the fear and gullibility of others so that they can maintain a life of luxury without a care or regard for those less fortunate whom they've squandered money from. Please do not fall for their shamefully callous gimmicks and be on guard so as not to enable these shysters with your donations. Always thoroughly research those you give your hard-earned money too.
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To be clear, Fagee Ministries is simply for entertainment purposes only and is not a genuine ministry (aside from comically exposing the methods of charlatanism & fear-mongering and illustrating the importance of doing your own research.) Fagee Ministries does not accept real donations as a ministry or for faith-seed growing purposes.
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If you are having trouble ordering our products, we're sorry, but Fagee Ministries Online simply doesn't have any actual End-Times, Beauty Supplies, or E-book products to sell. All advertised End-Times-related products are fake and are simply for entertainment purposes only as are any advertised services such as Eternal Life Insurance, Expensive Prayer Request Orders, Cars For the King Donations, & and Live Show Taping Tickets.
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We do, however, have a real Print-On-Demand Zazzle store where you can find actual Fagee Memorabilia Merchandise and apparel that you can purchase, if so desired, such as Fagee-themed mugs, magnets, shirts, playing cards, etc. You can visit our Zazzle store at:
https://www.zazzle.com/store/fagee_ministries
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While you can actually reach us using the contact forms on the site (and we encourage you to do so as we love hearing from our fans) and you can also keep up to date with us by signing up for our periodic Book of Life Newsletter; our listed physical mailing address on the site is purely fictional. Please do not send us actual postal mail or money/checks through the mail as we will not receive it and such will be lost.
Please, also be aware that any advertised phone numbers in our show and commercials are also fictional such as
1-777-GO-FAGEE & 1-777-KING-CAR.
If you speak to anyone answering those numbers, we can assure you they have no association with any of us from Fagee Ministries. Please do not be scammed! We will never call from those numbers nor solicit donations via phone, email, or private messages.
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From the creative team behind this project, we sincerely thank you for your interest, support, and enjoyment of our creative projects! If you would like to support us and our future projects, you can do so currently by simply liking, subscribing, and sharing our YouTube channel, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, and SoundCloud pages all found below on the icons at the bottom of this page.
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Thanks so much!
The Team Behind Fagee Ministries:
Mike, Rease, Adler, & Rachel