At Fagee Ministries, we believe in being prepared for utter devastation and are dedicated to providing a wide assortment of the very best in survival products that will sustain you and your family during the Earth shattering Apocalypse.
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Rev. Fagee's bucket buffet
27 Labour not for the meat which perisheth, but for that meat which endureth unto everlasting life, which the Son of man shall give unto you: for him hath God the Father sealed. -John 6:27
Rev. Fagee's Bucket Buffet is loaded with rice, chicken meals, potato puffs and are now featuring a variety of dishes featuring our special Miracle Macaroni! Formulated to last 10+ years on the shelf, one bucket will last a family of four one month each, two months for two people. Get your 11th bucket for an extra 25% off. Each Buffet Bucket is offered at the low biblical price of just $144! But hurry, supplies are selling out fast!
MIRACLE MANNA
Miracle Manna is an End-Time essential that will keep you and your family from starvation for a full year! Each Miracle Manna biscuit is loaded with nutrients and synthesized proteins that will keep your body healthy and strong. Just as God sent Manna to the Israelites in the desert during their 40 year trek to the Promised Land, Fagee Ministries' Miracle Manna is a gift from God that will sustain you with a supernatural flavor for a year. Order now for just $77 per bucket of Miracle Manna.
31 And the house of Israel called the name thereof Manna: and it was like coriander seed, white; and the taste of
it was like wafers made with honey. -Exodus 16:31
sparkling holy water
And the priest shall take holy water in an earthen vessel; and of the dust that is in the floor of the tabernacle the priest shall take, and put it into the water. -Numbers 5:17
Our Sparkling Holy Water is 100% Pure Eternal and is proven to be the best and most blessed quality H2O on the planet. In fact, each bottle is personally blessed by Reverend Fagee himself. During a nuclear fall-out, most water will be undrinkable & tainted with radioactive isotopes which is why it is imperative to stock up on our Sparkling Holy Water now before it's too late! Only $7 per bottle.
doomsday butter
Speaking of nuclear fall-out, this Doomsday Butter is a tasty accessory that has been formulated to withstand a nuclear blast and requires absolutely no refrigeration, even after opened. Made with Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Doomsday Butter is the first butter product sanctioned by our Heavenly Father with an essential flavor enhancement for many Fagee Ministries End-Time products such as the Rev. Fagee's Bucket Buffet. Chicken meals in these buckets simply sizzle with unbelievable flavor once Doomsday Butter is added to the mix. Just $7.77 each!
36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.. -Matthew 24:36
1 In those days came John the Baptist, preaching in the wilderness of Judaea,
2 And saying, Repent ye: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.
3 For this is he that was spoken of by the prophet Esaias, saying, The voice of one crying in the wilderness, Prepare ye the way of the Lord, make his paths straight.
4 And the same John had his raiment of camel's hair, and a leathern girdle about his loins; and his meat was locusts and wild honey. -Matthew 3:1-4
John the baptist's
wild honey
A perfect dipping sauce for Locusts and other wild insects; our special, "John The Baptist's Wild Honey" is made from original Old Testament recipes which packs an unmatched zestful flavor into every bite. This specialized honey is also a tasty treat when consumed on Miracle Manna. Find out what all the buzz is about and purchase your bottle today! Only $14 per container!
Body of Christ
Communal Wafers
If you are in quarantine or hunkered down in a bunker, how will you be able to partake in the Holy sacrament of performing the act of The Lord's Supper Communion? Simple - stock up on Fagee Ministries' Body of Christ Communal Wafers. Each wafer authentically replicates the unmistakable taste of unleavened bread used by Jesus and the Disciples during the Last Supper. These containers are only $33 each and are the perfect companion to the Blood of Christ Grape Juice to satisfy all of your Communion requirements.
51 I am the living bread which came down from heaven: if any man eat of this bread, he shall live for ever: and the bread that I will give is my flesh, which I will give for the life of the world. -John 6:51
blood of christ grape juice
55 For my flesh is meat indeed, and my blood is drink indeed
56 He that eateth my flesh, and drinketh my blood, dwelleth in me, and I in him.
-John 6:55-56
A perfect companion to the Body of Christ Communal Wafers; the Blood of Christ Communal Grape Juice is a must-have critical component in order to accurately fulfill the re-enactment of the Lord's Supper Communion sacrament. Jesus commanded his disciples to drink of the wine which symbolized his blood saying, "this cup is the new testament in my blood: this do ye, as oft as ye drink it, in remembrance of me." (1st Corinthians 11:25) Each bottle is also just $33. (Communion Glasses are not Fagee ministry products and are sold separately.)
bambi's battered
life cake mix
Bambi's Battered Life Cake Mix is a delicious treat which serves as a reminder that when life is hard and you feel pummeled by circumstances; it's important to remember that you aren't alone. Simply look towards the Cross and remember that Christ himself even had struggles. But one thing Jesus didn't have was the luxury of this simple, yet decadent cake mix that Fagee Ministries has made available to you to enjoy for just $14. And if you watch Bambi's acclaimed, "Christian Cooking with Bambi" segments as seen on the highly rated, "Ron and Bambi Fagee's Tribulation Jubilee", you can even learn how to bake your cake into the shape of a cross to use as a testimony and witness tool for ministering to your dinner guests. Don't delay! Eat your troubles away today!
20 Ye shall offer up a cake of the first of your dough for an heave offering: as ye do the heave offering of the threshing floor, so shall ye heave it.
-Numbers 15:20
Tribulation Force
Freedom Wipes
33 These things I have spoken unto you, that in me ye might have peace. In the world ye shall have tribulation: but be of good cheer; I have overcome the world.
-John 16:33
As we all know in times of crisis, toilet paper is one of those irreplaceable necessities that are quickly bought up in mass quantities and rapidly disappear from store shelves. Don't be panicked! Instead, stock up on a supply of the best quality toilet paper that Fagee Ministries can manufacture and that money can buy. Tribulation Force Freedom Wipes are an End-Times Essential that are 100% clean, reusable and recyclable. Simply wash clean with Sparkling Holy water or spray with Cross Clean Disinfectant. Made of Lambskin for extra durability and comfort, these wipes are also environmentally friendly and are as close to Heaven as you can get when you're taking care of business. Each container features two of our Premium Emergency 2-ply Mega-rolls. Buy today for as low as $40!
cross clean
disinfectant spray
Cross Clean Disinfectant Spray can remove up to 99.99% of sinful infections and washes spots and stains whiter than snow. Perfect for cleansing the body, mind and spirit at the press of a button. Made from a small, bushy plant in the mint family known as Hyssop, Cross Clean leaves a pleasing minty aroma in its wake while ensuring a safe space for you and your family. Nothing can overcome the tremendous power of Cross Clean (except .01% of sinful infections caused by the unpardonable sin found in the New Testament passages of Mark 3:28-30 and Matthew 12:31-32.) Stock up today while supplies last of this revolutionary new offering from the End-Times Arsenal of Fagee Ministry products and be comforted with a peace that surpasses all understanding. Now only $33 a bottle.
7 Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
-Psalm 51:7
10 Create in me a clean heart, O God: wash me, and renew a right spirit within me.
-Psalm 51:10
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sin-x hand sanitizer
Brand new from Fagee Ministries - Sin-X Hand Sanitizer is the biblical way to keep sin away and will remove up to 99.99% of sinful stains! Formulated with a special blend of Hyssop and Holy Water, our Sanitizer now also comes in the fragrance of Cool Cucumber and Aloe that will leave you feeling fresh and spiritually cleansed from any sinful encounter. Sin-X has also been proven effective against demonic possessions if applied directly after contact. Stock up today while supplies still last! You won't find this in stores! Only $70!
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mary Magdalene's
anti-fungal foot powder
Brand new from Fagee Ministries - Mary Magdalene's Anti-Fungal Foot Treatment Powder. Do you have aching feet from foot fungus? Now you don't have to be in a toe jam any longer as you wait for the End of Days! With a generous scoop in your bathwater, you're feet will be as fresh and renewed as the day you were born, in fact, you could say it'll make your feet feel born again! This revolutionary new product is truly a miraculous "feet" to behold in foot treatment solutions all for
ONLY 3 EASY PAYMENTS OF $19.95!
For happy feet, it's a deal you can't beat!
NEW IN 2022!!
SPECIAL FAGEE SUPPLEMENTS!
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HOLY CRAP LAXATIVES
31 Another parable put he forth unto them, saying, The kingdom of heaven is like to a grain of mustard seed, which a man took, and sowed in his field:
32 Which indeed is the least of all seeds: but when it is grown, it is the greatest among herbs, and becometh a tree, so that the birds of the air come and lodge in the branches thereof..
-Matthew 13:31-32
Brand new from Fagee Ministries - Holy Crap Laxatives will help you loosen your bowels of any demonic bile that plagues you in the form of the devil's favorite weapon of affliction; constipation (which can lead to and agitate current hemorrhoids.) With our Holy Crap Laxatives, you'll find gentle, fast-acting relief from constipation within just 3-7 hours of your first dose with a healthy bowel movement.
Flush out the devil from your system for just
ONLY 1 EASY PAYMENT OF $14.44!
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rAINBOW'S PROMISE DIARRHEA RELIEF PILLS
Brand new from Fagee Ministries - Do you suffer from bloating, cramps, gas, and/or an excessive and uncontrollable bowel discharge? With Rainbow's Promise, you'll end the flood of diarrhea and restore peace and harmony to the flora of your intestinal gut bacteria in just 1-3 hours after your first dose. Our proprietary blend has been prayed over extensively and is the first Reverend Recommended product available on the shelves!
RELIEF FOR JUST ONLY 1 EASY PAYMENT OF $14.44!
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CARPENTER'S WOOD
BIBLICAL MALE ENHANCEMENT
Men, are you finding it difficult to keep your "faith up" in order to fulfill your biblically mandated duty of fruitfully multiplying and repopulating the planet with god-fearing children as Genesis commanded? With our new proprietary blend of faith-coated tablets consisting of 1776 milligrams of the amazingly blessed Dogwood Tree Berry, you'll find it easy to take up your cross and keep it up with our powerful trinity strength biblical male supplement.
(AS SEEN ON REX HUMBARD'S SPIRIT WARS PROGRAM.)
ALL FOR JUST 3 EASY PAYMENTS OF $19.95!
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7 Thou hast put gladness in my heart, more than in the time that their corn and their wine increased.
8 I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for thou, Lord, only makest me dwell in safety.
-Psalm 4:7-8
Brand new!!!
Angel dust coffee creamer
(AS SEEN ON MIRACLES WITH A MEANING WITH CHAZZ PIZAZZ.)
Are you ready to experience a magical morning of Heavenly delight? There's no better way to start your day than with a hot cup of coffee and with our Angel Dust Coffee Creamer, you'll experience a higher realm of taste that'll give you angel wings to transcend any difficulty you'll face in your morning and keep you flying high and soaring in faith all afternoon! JUST $14.44 Per Container!
(Fagee Coffee Mugs sold separately in our Zazzle Store.)
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END-TIME SPECIAL DEALS!
Angel'S Embrace Pillows
Edweena Fagee's Angel's Embrace Pillows will usher you into a deep sleep like you've never had before! The world could be breaking apart into pieces outside your door and you'd sleep as soundly as if you were wrapped in the arms of an Angelic embrace! Now made with Fagee Ministries' patented Bible Verse Memory Foam Fill to help you memorize your scriptures as you read before bedtime. Our miracle foam comfortably conforms to your body and beliefs and supports your neck as well as your ideology. Be well rested to be your best when you're put to the test at the End of Days! Buy one pillow for $77 or two for $144. But hurry, these pillows are quickly flying out of our stock rooms! Order now!
32 But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father.
33 Take ye heed, watch and pray: for ye know not when the time is.
-Mark 13:32-33
END-TIME SPIRITUAL PROTECTION SALES!
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FAGEE MINISTRIES'
BREAST PLATE OF RIGHTEOUSNESS
BULLET-PROOF VEST
(AS FEATURED ON RON & BAMBI FAGEE'S TRIBULATION JUBILEE)
"Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness." Ephesians 6:14 As the bible commands, we are to put on the full armor of God and the Breastplate of Righteousness Bullet-Proof vest is an absolute essential that will keep you safe from the demonically wicked around you. JUST $1,444.00 Per Vest!
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HOLY WATER GLOCK
(AS FEATURED ON RON & BAMBI FAGEE'S TRIBULATION JUBILEE)
Stop a demon cold in its tracks with our new .45 Caliber Holy Water Glock! Exorcise the wicked with a shot of your choice of either our Sparkling Holy Water pellets or our signature Lamb's Blood Pellets which are 10x's more effective. In the upcoming Apocalypse, you won't want to leave home without it and it makes for the perfect gift for your loved ones to ensure their physical safety!
ONLY $777!
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HOLY WATER GLOCK AMMUNITION
(AS FEATURED ON RON & BAMBI FAGEE'S TRIBULATION JUBILEE)
"And they overcame him by the blood of the lamb, and by the word of their testimony; and they loved not their lives unto the death." Revelation 12:11
Choose either our Sparkling Holy Water Pellets for the cleansing of everyday wickedness or our signature Lamb's Blood Pellets for more severe cases of demonic possession. With our Lamb's Blood Pellets, you can rest assured that one shot is all it takes as once saved, always saved by the blood. ONLY $77 per bottle or $144 per combo.
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Just B: Bambi's End-time fragrance
(AS FEATURED ON RON & BAMBI FAGEE'S TRIBULATION JUBILEE)
"And the Lord smelled a sweet savour; and the Lord said in his heart, I will not again curse the ground any more for man's sake; for the imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth; neither will I again smite every living thing, as I have done." Genesis 8:21
When you face the heat of the End-Times and the flames of destruction around you, ensure that you smell fresh and holy with Bambi's new fragrance line from Fagee Ministries that'll protect you from being smited and cursed by God with its pleasing aroma. B for Bambi, B for Beautiful; Just B. For both men and women.
ONLY $77 per bottle!
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